tow-away zone 2.0

ctrl-alt-delete your car

© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Those wacky guys down in R&D… will they ever cease to amaze?? A sustainable solution to removing illegally parked cars (no tow trucks required), this solution literally sucks the vehicle right into the asphalt via a bug found in Windows Vista that results in a primitive Keith Haring-like after-graphic. What will they think of next? And most important – who knew there would actually be something useful discovered in Windows Vista?

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Better than free parking – NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – now ain’t THAT the ticket!
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Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas. Public voting thru August 31.

mobile communications… for your dog

anticipating alpha

© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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Paw your way to NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!
Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine
cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – the perfect treat!
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Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas. Public voting thru August 31.

rattle them bones

"I'm a doctor, Jim - not some post-retro kitchy magnetic decal plastered on the side of an industrial coffee bar sink..."

© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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The perfect remedy – NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – just what the doctor ordered.

Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas. Public voting thru August 31.

in security

it's 2010. do you know where your privacy settings are?

© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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Help them feel more secure. Send NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – no privacy settings required.

Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas. Public voting thru August 31.

“If you want to make a song more hummy…”

"...add a few tiddely poms.”

© 2010 Dave Weinberg (sketch); A.A.Milne (skribe)

You never know when you might bump into the philosophy of Pooh (or tao of pooh, or painted porcelain stirrer holders of Pooh for that matter…) Quick sketch while on line (IRL) at Coffee By Design, Congress St., Portland, Maine.

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Make someone’s day more hummy – send NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – sweet like honey.

Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas.

smilingly afloat

very merry ferry

© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Special thanks to @brentdanley for organizing Photography Meetup to Chebeague Island on Saturday. Met some great people with impressively long zoom lenses and other gear.

Click on thumbnails below to see slide show (slides advance forward and backward manually by hovering/clicking on either side of image).

is there a spin doctor in the house?

just for the record

© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas.

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Set the record straight. Send NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – better than vinyl.

fueling kinda kinky

held hostage at the pump

© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas.

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Free yourself from bondage. Send NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – be unbound.

bye-bye fruit flies

sweet vermouth + time...
(saran wrap with little holes punched in, optional)

© 2010 Dave Weinberg

also recommended apple cider vinegar and Dawn…
special thanks to @sarah_wallace, @SabineMcElrath, and @ariellebw

Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas.

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sweet sentiments… send NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – the fruit of your labor.

operationalizing warhol

everyone: no idling while famous

© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas.

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Get famous (for at least 15 minutes…). Send NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – art that pops.

why did the VCR cross the road?
(the sequel)

to search for a new outlet

© 2010 Dave Weinberg

cellphoneSketchpad has sought a new outlet too and would love your support. Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas.

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Cross over to NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – gets you to the other side.

proof that women ARE smarter

the ultimate no brainer

© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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another no brainer – NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards. I think therefore I cellphoneSketch

exfoliating green

concrete intention

© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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Share sustainable sentiments with NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards. FSC certified.

shrink and/or drink

fifty minute hour vs happy hour

© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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cheaper than therapy NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards. Resolves childhood conflicts.

communing commuting

the opposite of rush hour

© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Yesterday I was reminded yet again why I chose to live in Maine. Several spectacular hours spent paddling practically in my own backyard in Freeport. Yet it was my first paddle of the season as all too often I get derailed by ‘thinking’ about all the prep it’s gonna take to go and do that and do I really have time to go and do that?? and yadda yadda…

This communing commuting to no where in particular was filled with hawk sitings, tidal shifts, a deliciously glorious swim, gentle exploration of coastal coves with no chance of being pulled over for speeding. The only crime is that I haven’t done this more often this summer. Thankfully the penalty for this crime is a commitment to make the time to do this more often this summer.

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A rising tide floats NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards. Guaranteed to float your boat!

alternative alternative energy
(bra not included)

scale model showing proposed 'milkoline' station

© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Copenhagen, NL – Unassociated Press. Scientists have discovered a method to convert the typical gasoline-fired combustible engine to one that runs on pure mother’s breast milk.

In preliminary tests, the engine, code-named ‘Estrengine’ allegedly powers the vehicle from 0 – 60 in less than 10 seconds although upon deceleration does require burping.

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Drive, Bike, Walk or Click on over for NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards: Destination, smiles.

happiness with wild-blueberries + (real) maple syrup

for the ♥ of weekend breakfast

© 2010 Acadia D. (sketch); Dave Weinberg (skribe)

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Spread the and happiness any time of day with NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards:
Guaranteed to serve-up a smile… for breakfast, lunch, or dinner…

why did the VCR cross the road?

doing the walk of shame after waking up at betamax’s house

© 2010 Dave Weinberg and Greg Daly

Congratulations to Greg Daly (aka @DJNoRequest) for the winning caption of the first cellphoneSketchpad caption contest! Mr. Daly wins a set of new cellphoneSketchpad note cards. Thanks for playin’!
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shameless cellph promotion:
Got caption writer’s block? NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards now available for purchase – also in select stores – Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine and Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine.

cellphoneSketchpad note cards:
Guaranteed to bring a smile… to the other side!

* Void where prohibited, no purchase necessary, blah blah blah……