alternative alternative energy
(bra not included)

scale model showing proposed 'milkoline' station
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Copenhagen, NL – Unassociated Press. Scientists have discovered a method to convert the typical gasoline-fired combustible engine to one that runs on pure mother’s breast milk.

In preliminary tests, the engine, code-named ‘Estrengine’ allegedly powers the vehicle from 0 – 60 in less than 10 seconds although upon deceleration does require burping.

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