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Tag Archives: retail
how to acquire the gear of leisure
the epitome of camping and travel
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to have a theatrical experience at the self-service café
coffeeography
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to stick your neck out with a smile
didn’t buy it when i saw it at mardens
© 2014 Dave Weinberg
how to put a new spin on it
if the shoe doesn’t fit – double park it outside the flagship retail store
© 2014 Dave Weinberg
how to bottom out after black friday
make it brief
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to see the signs
skyhigh murals, williamsburg, b’klyn, ny
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to resurrect easter dinner
second coming. half price.
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to have been buried in a box in an attic for who knows how long only to end up here
needlepoint blues
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to express how you really feel even if you’re just liquidated holiday merchandise at a point of purchase bargain bin
moon under mardens
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to validate certain pagan symbolism
proof of easter bunny (and maybe santa)
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how a retail experience can remind you to practice safe sex
horny toad’s sign of responsible foreplay
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to discover an unanticipated truth about a brand in aisle 7
"...and sometimes? it does melt in your hands..."
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to sign off
the doppler of tomorrow's another day
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to deliver around the globe
longest truck in the world
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to control the end-state of your provisions acquisition experience
the joy of 'get-your-filthy-hands-off-my-food-and-bathroom-products'
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to create one of the worst retail window displays ever
the opposite of christmas at barneys ny
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to trigger a grade school memory of the dodge ball team selection process
second to last banana
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to be unsure exactly of which legs to stare at (or is that NOT to stare at)
getting one's green on target
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to marvel at excessive marketing
spiderman - turn off the merchandising
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to rethink your strategy for monday
about to let her hair down
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to blow your nose
allergic to felting
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to exploit the consumer during a brief window of sensationalized media coverage
pink party paper plates not incl.
how to market scarcity to anyone who even cares at this point
less than a dollar ado about nothing
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to practice buddhism at costco
shopping without a shopper
© 2011 Dave Weinberg
how to use fear and a delusional sense of your own power to sell upper management’s point of view
"…that's right — DUOcorns!!! Double the fantasy, grace and virginal purity!
Now get back to work!!!!"
© 2011 Dave Weinberg
This cellphoneSketch, dedicated to most (middle) managers everywhere.
More about the warning signs of defending the status-quo.
how to scale your market
the opposite of subliminal
(or... sell a person a fish, then you don't have to teach them)
© 2011 Dave Weinberg
how congress spends its time and your tax dollars
bring out the barrels
© 2011 Dave Weinberg
how to change the minds of inconsiderate people
fee + tax
© 2011 Dave Weinberg
how to feel like the very last charred hunk of meat for sale on an in-store display rack
man's inhumanity to mannequin
© 2011 Dave Weinberg
i don’t think; therefore i shop
the opposite of mindfulness
© 2010 Dave Weinberg
holy markdowns!
the apostles of post-christmas retail