
flash sale
flash sale
the epitome of camping and travel
coffeeography
didn’t buy it when i saw it at mardens
if the shoe doesn’t fit – double park it outside the flagship retail store
make it brief
skyhigh murals, williamsburg, b’klyn, ny
second coming. half price.
needlepoint blues
moon under mardens
proof of easter bunny (and maybe santa)
horny toad’s sign of responsible foreplay
"...and sometimes? it does melt in your hands..."
the doppler of tomorrow's another day
longest truck in the world
the joy of 'get-your-filthy-hands-off-my-food-and-bathroom-products'
the opposite of christmas at barneys ny
second to last banana
getting one's green on target
spiderman - turn off the merchandising
about to let her hair down
allergic to felting
pink party paper plates not incl.
less than a dollar ado about nothing
shopping without a shopper
"…that's right — DUOcorns!!! Double the fantasy, grace and virginal purity!
Now get back to work!!!!"
This cellphoneSketch, dedicated to most (middle) managers everywhere.
More about the warning signs of defending the status-quo.
the opposite of subliminal
(or... sell a person a fish, then you don't have to teach them)
bring out the barrels
fee + tax
man's inhumanity to mannequin
the opposite of mindfulness
the apostles of post-christmas retail