instructions from another planet
how to consume relentlessly, as if not in control of your own actions
Monthly Archives: April 2015
how to piss off your fellow travelers
stop in middle of intersection. block cross traffic. no reason.
© 2015 Devorah Nadelbach
how to have completely different conversations
crossed wires
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to get to the pot of gold
sign of the end of the rainbow
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to have different views on at least a couple of levels
“…look, we just have different ways of looking at things, ntm, you’re a photograph and I’m a stuffed animal”
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to band together, spontaneously
the all of a sudden hallway quartet
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to capture an informal competition across the manhattan bridge
B train vs taxi
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to open your mind
brains of the outfit
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to watch the closing doors
“this is a brooklyn bound F train…”
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how legos have fun when you’re not around
everything was awesome
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to not get off at exit 20
passing dessert road
how to make um’ like we used to
showing some 67′ muscle
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to take it outside of the corner office
no room with a view
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to put your best foot forward as a promotional vehicle
boot drive
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to not exactly be on a roll
at a loss for wipes
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to land a medium sized rodent
squirrel runway
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to mislabel a metaphor
sign of misappropriation
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to tune in while tuning out
headphone nation
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to get your maine breakfast meats on
just add pancakes
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to liquidate easter
leftovers from the second coming
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to get to happy hour
push through
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to label yourself in a like, more abstract way
SO beyond trash
how to get behind the neon
sign of being back lit
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to keep the 50 minute hour more confidential
functional neurotic’s best friend
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to cross the street with a half gallon of milk
1. step of the curb between the crosswalk 2. hold the half gallon of milk without dropping it
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to add a little maine into your matzo brei
5 boards matzo, 4 eggs, 3 tbsp butter, maine wild blueberries, maine maple syrup, shredded coconut
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to keep the brand rolling
train in another direction
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to be not so far afield
friday’s melting
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to find jehovah in unexpected places
enlightenment over porcelain
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to keep in touch with old media
yesterday’s news
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to avoid some of the trappings of the start of the working week
mondays is for the birds