February 2013 – cellphoneSketchpad

how to partially self-identify with a condé nast upscale urban intellectual magazine cover while in a doctor’s office waiting room

Posted on 28/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

cathecting with b’klyn before the 50 minute hour, portland, maine

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to play cards against humanity

Posted on 28/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

white card holders choose the answer they think black card holder would choose. if black card holder chooses your card, s/he gets your card. person with most black cards win. #fun, #goodTimesWithEricDarrinClaireMichael — white card holders choose the answer they think black card holder would choose. if black card holder chooses your card, s/he gets your (black) card. person with most black cards win. #fun, #goodTimesWithEricDarrinClaireMichael

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to wish your niece and future nephew-in-law lots of nachas

Posted on 26/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

mazel-tov to devorah & oren

© 2013 Laura Teitelbaum

how it works despite your tax dollars at work

Posted on 25/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

united statesCo of america, inc.

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how calling it as ‘half full’ may be a sign that you are happily content, yet delusional

Posted on 24/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

the paranoid optimist

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to capture a futile attempt to assuage the universal anxiety of modern man

Posted on 23/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

"jeez. easy there, bud. everything's going to be ok" — “jeez. easy there, bud. everything’s going to be ok.”

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to take insulting advice literally and to presumably fatal consequence

Posted on 22/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

ate shit. died.

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to make a concrete serving suggestion

Posted on 21/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

spoon feeding from the ground up

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to frame a loving memory

Posted on 20/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

george william weinberg august 19, 1923 - february 20, 2001, xo — george william weinberg august 19, 1923 – february 20, 2001, xo

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to kiss my ass in yiddish

Posted on 19/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

one of many of my late great uncle allan's notable quotables (and suitable for framing) — one of many of my late great uncle allan’s notable quotables
(and suitable for framing)

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to grab a slice (or two) of life

Posted on 18/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — 2 Comments ↓

since 1969

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to tell the difference between windshield washer fluid and semi-frozen slushy drinks

Posted on 17/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

that which does not kill you makes you obese and diabetic

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to get ripped

Posted on 16/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

the (top shelf) spirits move you

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to get some real estate with no money down

Posted on 15/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

take my house, please!

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to have a delightful valentine’s birthday evening with your teenage daughter

Posted on 14/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

...AND she got a 95 on her math test! — …AND she got a 95 on her math test!

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to resignedly spark an identity crisis for more than 1 billion people

Posted on 13/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

signs of catholicism at a crossroads

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to make it pretty clear that 3 – 6 year olds are not part of your core demographic

Posted on 12/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

the kiddie room at the montreal airport marriott residence inn

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to make a sexually ambiguous display of fashion in rural new england

Posted on 11/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

for the love of colebrook, NH

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to get one less cook in the kitchen

Posted on 10/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

the coming vengeance of bros. vito and viggo

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to visually merchandize, dangerously

Posted on 09/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

mother nature's not buying it — mother nature’s not buying it

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to meet virtually during a pre-blizzard in maine

Posted on 08/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — 1 Comment ↓

talking heads: adobe digital media solutions consultants, north america, friday all hands team meeting

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to be a hot shot

Posted on 07/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

radiating hoop dreams

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to find your center just before lunch

Posted on 06/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

noontime namaste

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to make chili con tofu even if you’re a carnivore (like me)

Posted on 05/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

favorite recipe from Food & Wine Magazine, circa 1990s — favorite recipe from food & wine magazine, circa 1990s

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to step up into the unknown

Posted on 04/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

a sign of it

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

20 ways to be more than prepared for the super bowl while dividing brand loyalties

Posted on 03/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

inventory till halftime

inventory post halftime

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

2 ways to maintain dyslexic civility

Posted on 02/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

signs of backward compatibility

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to discover your voice through creativity

Posted on 01/02/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

cellphoneSketchpad + peapod adobe youth voices academy mashup

© 2013 One of the Students from Peapod and I feel awful b/c I forgot to ask her her name but you can almost see her in the reflection