tricked or treated

last candidate standing
© 2010 Acadia D. (sketch); Dave Weinberg (skribe)

Please VOTE this Tuesday. And maybe take a risk to base it not on fear, not on polarized party affiliation, but on the issues and ideas that matter most. It may still be ‘the economy, stupid‘ but also consider that it may be ‘the relationship, genius!’ – our relationship to one another and ourselves.

Perhaps if we asked more questions about our own true values and what shaped them (particularly some of those more painful value-shaping moments) and stopped listening to 24 hour fear-mongering news channels (as posited at yesterday’s rally to restore sanity) we might get in touch with something new.

I mean in the end, why DO we do what we do? Do we even know or are we just on auto-pilot most of the time cause we’re too friggin’ busy to stop and ask some important questions? And if so, why is that?

“If you will accept the conditions as what you’re aiming at then the rest of this applies to you — otherwise not.”

-J.G. Bennett (1897-1974)

note: product placement in this sketch intentionally unintentional.

upon hearing (once again) that iPhone may soon be available on carriers besides at&t

mumms the word
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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dispelling all rumors – NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – no 3G required!

See a cellphoneSketch on this blog you absolutely can’t live without? Email us for high-quality limited edition custom-printed cards signed by Dave Weinberg. Also available, framed and signed archival prints!
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proposed respite during the lunacy
that is monday

"hey, what say we carve out some time for lunch..."
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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Give a friend or family member a moment of respite with NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – crazy fun!

See a cellphoneSketch on this blog you absolutely can’t live without? Email us for high-quality limited edition custom-printed cards signed by Dave Weinberg. Also available, framed and signed archival prints!
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new safe compact florescent disposal system from your R&D friends at GnombeCo.

lightbulb eating serpent - now being tested at county fairs
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

No surprise that the government has baited us hook, line and sinker into shifting our purchasing habits to more expensive energy efficient compact florescent light bulbs. Also no surprise to later discover that compact florescents are not the light emitting holy grail being marketed to us but rather a mercury-laden form of dirty electricity.

But now, thanks to our R&D friends at GnombeCo. disposal of these compact florescents is not only safe – but fun! Our bioLabs division has genetically engineered a paleozoic era sea serpent by grafting the DNA of a salamander with the DNA of conservative radio talk show host, Rush Limbaugh (plus a half a can of PBR…).

The serpent, now being tested at roving New England area county fairs has so far, been successful. Tested in the gaming areas, unwitting customers are charged a modest $3.00 a pop to guess which color lightbulbs will be eaten and in what sequence. Noted one customer from Standish, Maine, “It digests the glass and mercury which is then, recycled into more political propaganda! I guessed right 3 times in a row and won a giant stuffed beaver! I named him Oswald Edwin Bartholomew McBeaver Jr. (who’s short name is Fred…).”

County fair officials could not be reached for comment.

More from the fair (click thumbnail to see slide show):

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Not available at county fairs NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – a really bright idea!

See a cellphoneSketch on this blog you absolutely can’t live without? Email us for high-quality limited edition custom-printed cards signed by Dave Weinberg. Also available, framed and signed archival prints!
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all in all it’s just a ‘nother leaf in the fall

the foliage rendition of pink floyd's the wall
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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Vera! Vera! What has become of NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards???

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – Run Run Run Run – and get some!

See a cellphoneSketch on this blog you absolutely can’t live without? Email us for high-quality limited edition custom-printed cards signed by Dave Weinberg. Also available, framed and signed archival prints!
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