
asphalt splat. what do you think of that?
asphalt splat. what do you think of that?
of whoppers and existentialism
not suitable for late-night tweeting
flash sale
post-emergency; glass broken
license to evangelize
no company
abandoned cart
“now for a limited time, purchase a large soft drink – get a matching empty tray, at no additional cost…“
vinyl covers
heels off
waynflete class of 2016
viral lava
supply
exemption to the rule
at a loss for wipes
quality time
back-up needed at salsa, cheese and lettuce – asap!
roll model
“so, um… how’ve you bin?”
point of purchase
still life with public restroom
full disclosure under pressure
the pizza’s a gas
© 2014 Dave Weinberg
finding your inner buick
chipotle under-resourcing phone-in orders – while YOU wait (#fail)
make it brief
the mutiny of black friday
house cleansing
planting an attitude at dusk
personalized caffeine concentrate
america parks on dunkin’
Call of Duty: De-Icing Ops – leveraging those xbox 360 skills
to become a productive member of society
had the right to bear paper and something to draw with
happy new 4 more years! xoxo, PBS
the van helsing of holiday retail
moon under mardens
one nation under god indivisible
proof of easter bunny (and maybe santa)
in god we jest
abandon cart
veteran’s memorial bridge 2.0
fury of monday
the bug light kite flounder production of 'gone with the wind'
romaine tsunami
in case of emergency, break middle class
Special thanks to the Janitor at the South Portland, Target for combining otherwise seemingly disparate, yet functional objects – to sculpt a representative solution to a chronic stopped-up political plumbing system.
man's inhumanity to mannequin
the marilyn of laser plate-making image processors
yesterday's news
abandoned cart