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Tag Archives: south portland
how to have it your way regardless of what everyone else is doing
of whoppers and existentialism
© 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to make dishwashing great again unless you have really small hands or skin sensitivities
not suitable for late-night tweeting
© 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to sell the clothes right off her back
flash sale
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to prepare to be hosed
post-emergency; glass broken
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to drive home a religious experience
license to evangelize
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to sign off like it’s nobody’s business
no company
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to opt out of retail
abandoned cart
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to get a not-so-real deal at the maine mall food court
“now for a limited time, purchase a large soft drink – get a matching empty tray, at no additional cost…“
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to keep good records
vinyl covers
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how to step out
heels off
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how to show some class
waynflete class of 2016
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how to get your totally groovy on
viral lava
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to meet the demand
supply
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to be hospitable to a bureaucrat
exemption to the rule
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to not exactly be on a roll
at a loss for wipes
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to bear with the joys of hello and anxieties of goodbye
quality time
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to want the burrito bowl so bad you can almost taste it
back-up needed at salsa, cheese and lettuce – asap!
© 2014 Dave Weinberg
how to imitate life at scale
roll model
© 2014 Dave Weinberg
how to contain things
“so, um… how’ve you bin?”
© 2014 Dave Weinberg
how to take care of business while you take care of business
point of purchase
© 2014 Dave Weinberg
how to not exactly make it 3x rosier
still life with public restroom
© 2014 Dave Weinberg
how to have at least one escape valve
full disclosure under pressure
© 2014 Dave Weinberg
how to notice signs of change in ownership
the pizza’s a gas
© 2014 Dave Weinberg
© 2014 Dave Weinberg
how to reclaim that thing that used to drive you
finding your inner buick
© 2014 Dave Weinberg
how to over promise and under deliver during peak dinner hour
chipotle under-resourcing phone-in orders – while YOU wait (#fail)
© 2014 Dave Weinberg
how to bottom out after black friday
make it brief
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to steer clear of the whole naughty or nice thing
the mutiny of black friday
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how certain factions of the GOP remain flush with their own waste
house cleansing
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to give them the time of day, even at night
planting an attitude at dusk
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to identify with a brand followed by hyperactive nausea
personalized caffeine concentrate
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to curb the caffeine habit while staying true to the brand
america parks on dunkin’
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to defend the video gaming industry
Call of Duty: De-Icing Ops – leveraging those xbox 360 skills
to become a productive member of society
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to lament not having an amendment for other inalienable rights
had the right to bear paper and something to draw with
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to find the perfect belated christmas present for mitt romney
happy new 4 more years! xoxo, PBS
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to banish shopula
the van helsing of holiday retail
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to express how you really feel even if you’re just liquidated holiday merchandise at a point of purchase bargain bin
moon under mardens
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to affirm key themes of the pledge of allegiance just before a major election
one nation under god indivisible
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to validate certain pagan symbolism
proof of easter bunny (and maybe santa)
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to divine comedy
in god we jest
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to get out of retail before it’s too late
abandon cart
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to build and unbuild a bridge
veteran’s memorial bridge 2.0
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to use an out-dated vehicle to show us how you really feel
fury of monday
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to land a couple of big ones in south portland
the bug light kite flounder production of 'gone with the wind'
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to go green in waves
romaine tsunami
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to unstop congressional supercommittee deadlock
in case of emergency, break middle class
© 2011 Dave Weinberg
Special thanks to the Janitor at the South Portland, Target for combining otherwise seemingly disparate, yet functional objects – to sculpt a representative solution to a chronic stopped-up political plumbing system.
how to feel like the very last charred hunk of meat for sale on an in-store display rack
man's inhumanity to mannequin
© 2011 Dave Weinberg
the 7 year post-it
the marilyn of laser plate-making image processors
© 2011 Acadia D
gutenburg meets the terminator
yesterday's news
© 2011 Dave Weinberg
how to cast a freeze on spending
abandoned cart