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Tag Archives: urban landscape
how to part company at a crossroads
their separate ways
© 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to find new ways to be fed
FB messenger vs pastrami on rye
© 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to get to the other side
follow the chicken
© 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to nap in a way that randomly suggests 18th century theatrical farce
stoops to conquer
© 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to keep up your end of the rendezvous bargain in the digital age
‘…ok. am here. leaning against brick building as discussed… where r u??’
© 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to step lively in an urban setting
about to cross the finish curb
© 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to get over traffic on the george washington bridge
winging it uptown
© 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to get back to the 50s from bay ridge, brooklyn
time travel. badda bing badda boom.
© 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to clean this city up once and for all
beyond just talkin’ trash
© 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to suspect signs of a shoe fetish
regulation gets the boot
how to use 50 ft petites to camouflage major retail renovation at the center or the universe
mind the gap
© 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to be pretty certain a snowman is about to ask you for money
frozen currency
© 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to add new color to alternative facts
making america turquoise, again
© 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to engage in character analysis
inside elmo’s head
how to sort of put yourself up on a pedestal
he’s kinda outstanding with himself
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to ride circles around downtown detroit
it’s not a subway, it’s a people mover
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to take this whole green thing alarmingly too far
call box: now more sustainable
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to come around
turning the corner
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to have good luck for a day
see a penny. pick it up.
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to fulfill your late night borrowing needs
sign of debt enablement
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to be unsure if they’re lovin’ it
an absence of quantitative data
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to restrict less-than-elegant displays of public affection
dept of municipal debauchery
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to find yourself relieved on cumberland ave, portland, maine
the fire-hydrant always remembers
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to look at all the lonely people
no sign of eleanor
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to seek another station in life
heading inbound from platform 2
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to potentially lose your drive
reserve power
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to be reminded of jack skellington
the pumpkin king
© 2016 Megan Elizabeth Sadcliffe
how to get milk from 1932
milk, man!
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to try to figure out where you’re going
man vs bus map
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to deliver a coke machine to union fare
step 1:
park truck
step2:
remove coke machine from truck
step 3:
wheel machine into union fare
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to exit the station
that and a metro card
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to get in touch with your outer panda in portland, maine
spirit totem of congress street
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to march to your own beat
reflections on a drummer
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to curb your caffeine intake
sidewalk blend
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to emerge from the post-hipster shadows
evolution of a bohemian bourgeois
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to casually hold up a building
nonchalant leanings
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to click your heels in paris
there’s no place like montmartre
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to approach extra sensory refreshment
sign of extra sensory refreshment
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to remain satiated and distracted in america
starz & screenz 4ever
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to compete with nathan’s in jackson, michigan
well… hot dog
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to bring a tennessee williams sensibility to an otherwise run of the mill urban side street
a streetcar named toyota camry
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to get around louis XIV’s neighborhood in bohemian bourgeois style
segway du versailles
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to get to city hall in paris
M is for metro
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how to approach the day with confidence
with coffee in hand
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to find angels among us
lost souls of south grand ave
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to offer unsolicited nutritional advice
sign of drive-by subsistence
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to be discerning with regards to matters of national security
if you see something say something— unless it’s this guy staring vapidly at a natural gas extender pipe while apparently urinating.
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to sniff things out cost effectively
zero cents for scents
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to get to happy hour
push through