how to reinforce self-delusional secret agent superpower fantasies Posted on 22/05/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ “I’m above ground, yes… according to my ‘X-RAY vision’ the train is definitely leaving the station… also a lady with an umbrella…” © 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to part company at a crossroads Posted on 22/04/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ their separate ways © 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to find new ways to be fed Posted on 20/04/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ FB messenger vs pastrami on rye © 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to get to the other side Posted on 17/04/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — 1 Comment ↓ follow the chicken © 2017 Dave Weinberg
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how to keep up your end of the rendezvous bargain in the digital age Posted on 18/03/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ ‘…ok. am here. leaning against brick building as discussed… where r u??’ © 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to step lively in an urban setting Posted on 13/03/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ about to cross the finish curb © 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to get over traffic on the george washington bridge Posted on 04/03/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ winging it uptown © 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to get back to the 50s from bay ridge, brooklyn Posted on 02/03/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ time travel. badda bing badda boom. © 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to clean this city up once and for all Posted on 01/03/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ beyond just talkin’ trash © 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to suspect signs of a shoe fetish Posted on 27/02/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ regulation gets the boot© 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to use 50 ft petites to camouflage major retail renovation at the center or the universe Posted on 03/02/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ mind the gap © 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to be pretty certain a snowman is about to ask you for money Posted on 02/02/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ frozen currency © 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to add new color to alternative facts Posted on 01/02/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ making america turquoise, again © 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to engage in character analysis Posted on 31/01/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ inside elmo’s head© 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to sort of put yourself up on a pedestal Posted on 13/12/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ he’s kinda outstanding with himself © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to ride circles around downtown detroit Posted on 17/10/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ it’s not a subway, it’s a people mover © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to take this whole green thing alarmingly too far Posted on 16/10/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ call box: now more sustainable © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to come around Posted on 07/10/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ turning the corner © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to have good luck for a day Posted on 04/10/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ see a penny. pick it up. © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to fulfill your late night borrowing needs Posted on 21/09/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ sign of debt enablement © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to be unsure if they’re lovin’ it Posted on 13/09/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ an absence of quantitative data © 2016 Dave Weinberg5>
how to restrict less-than-elegant displays of public affection Posted on 03/09/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ dept of municipal debauchery © 2016 Dave Weinberg
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how to look at all the lonely people Posted on 04/08/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ no sign of eleanor © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to seek another station in life Posted on 02/08/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ heading inbound from platform 2 © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to potentially lose your drive Posted on 19/07/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ reserve power © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to be reminded of jack skellington Posted on 25/06/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ the pumpkin king © 2016 Megan Elizabeth Sadcliffe
how to get milk from 1932 Posted on 16/05/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ milk, man! © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to try to figure out where you’re going Posted on 15/05/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ man vs bus map © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to deliver a coke machine to union fare Posted on 14/05/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ step 1:park truckstep2:remove coke machine from truckstep 3:wheel machine into union fare © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to exit the station Posted on 12/05/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ that and a metro card © 2016 Dave Weinberg
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how to march to your own beat Posted on 22/04/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ reflections on a drummer © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to curb your caffeine intake Posted on 18/04/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ sidewalk blend © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to emerge from the post-hipster shadows Posted on 12/03/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ evolution of a bohemian bourgeois © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to casually hold up a building Posted on 08/03/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ nonchalant leanings © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to click your heels in paris Posted on 19/02/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ there’s no place like montmartre © 2016 Dave Weinberg
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how to bring a tennessee williams sensibility to an otherwise run of the mill urban side street Posted on 07/01/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ a streetcar named toyota camry © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to get around louis XIV’s neighborhood in bohemian bourgeois style Posted on 28/11/2015 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ segway du versailles © 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to get to city hall in paris Posted on 26/11/2015 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ M is for metro © 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to approach the day with confidence Posted on 17/11/2015 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ with coffee in hand © 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to find angels among us Posted on 04/10/2015 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ lost souls of south grand ave © 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to offer unsolicited nutritional advice Posted on 26/09/2015 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ sign of drive-by subsistence © 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to be discerning with regards to matters of national security Posted on 10/09/2015 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ if you see something say something— unless it’s this guy staring vapidly at a natural gas extender pipe while apparently urinating. © 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to sniff things out cost effectively Posted on 05/05/2015 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ zero cents for scents © 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to get to happy hour Posted on 10/04/2015 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ push through © 2015 Dave Weinberg