make it brief
how to bottom out after black friday
Monthly Archives: November 2013
how to steer clear of the whole naughty or nice thing
the mutiny of black friday
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to remind customers of tomorrow’s patriotic duty lest the tryptophan make them forget
twas the night before black friday
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to make carrot pomegranate kugel for thanksgivukah
adaptation of a family staple
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
1 bag carrots (1lb)
1 cup sugar
1 cup flour
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 cup oil
2 eggs
random pomegranate seeds
pinch of shredded coconut
cinnamon to taste
sprinkle of shredded coconut
Puree carrots in food processor.
Add rest of ingredients
Pour into 9×9 round tin
Bake 350, 40 minutes (insert toothpick to see if set)
how to loosen sanctions for about 6 months and see what happens
“ok, you can keep the claws, but no mauling!“
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how you have to admit that was a funny line even if you didn’t vote for the guy
“I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I’m in a cabinet meeting.“
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to practice long-winded political rhetoric and/or prepare for the next snow
the windy city blows thru freeport, maine
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to get temporarily merchandized into another world at CVS
the opposite of shopping for NyQuil
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how to get into the spirit of opening your holiday medication
child-proofcap-cracker
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to lay down on the job
he stooped to conquer
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to be thinking about one thing and then suddenly be thinking about something else
merchandising free association
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to learn to give the proper signals
left turn 101
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to get grilled on a monday except that’s a good thing
steak out
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to play the scales
negotiating with the lizard brain
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to be happy to serve you
service with a retro sensibility
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to make atonement more affordable
lost souls inquire within
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to be even more on a roll than originally thought possible
wiping out the competition
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to call it like you see it no matter how you slice it
you say tomato, I say road kill
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to see outside of portland, maine
imagine the view. corner of high street and congress street, portland, maine.
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to facilitate drooling on monday night
grilled local
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to get down by law
elevator of injustice
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to practice pleading your case
mock trial: waynflete school v catherine mcauley hs
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to prove you’re no bird brain
sign of a fly-by-night
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to renounce satan on a thursday night in portland, maine
the crucible. opening night. waynflete school.
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to end a yin yoga practice
a mindful moment before shavasana
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to get your sandwich on
black forest turkey by half
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to be certain of man’s best friend
beyond the shadow of a dog
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to be 4 o’clock when it used to be 5 o’clock
fall back at dusk
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to practice holding court in portland, maine
mock trial: waynflete school vs berwick academy
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to measure the results of reallocated advertising budget dollars
the media that is no longer the message