Author Archives: cellphoneSketchpad
how to kiss my ass in yiddish
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to grab a slice (or two) of life
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to tell the difference between windshield washer fluid and semi-frozen slushy drinks
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to get ripped
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to get some real estate with no money down
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to have a delightful valentine’s birthday evening with your teenage daughter
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to resignedly spark an identity crisis for more than 1 billion people
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to make it pretty clear that 3 – 6 year olds are not part of your core demographic
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to make a sexually ambiguous display of fashion in rural new england
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to get one less cook in the kitchen
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to visually merchandize, dangerously
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to meet virtually during a pre-blizzard in maine
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to be a hot shot
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to find your center just before lunch
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to make chili con tofu even if you’re a carnivore (like me)
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to step up into the unknown
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
20 ways to be more than prepared for the super bowl while dividing brand loyalties
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
2 ways to maintain dyslexic civility
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to discover your voice through creativity
© 2013 One of the Students from Peapod and I feel awful b/c I forgot to ask her her name but you can almost see her in the reflection
how to discover what’s possible
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to find something extremely attractive about a guy even tho you are a heterosexual guy
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to be a totally dope chef
© 2013 Acadia Weinberg
…with special thanks to mini-roasted potato master chef, Suzanne Carlson.
how to know progress is being made even if it doesn’t move in a straight line
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to enjoy your craft
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how big tobacco continues to get around
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to set limits using a dialectic vernacular
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to reinvent an iconic brand
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to experience a momentary affirmation of faith depending on your religious affiliation, on the mind-numbingly freezing frickin’ cold coast of maine
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how the spirit can move you, even if by garnish
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to commune with your commute
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to be a big fish in a big pond
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to marvel at what is worshipped
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to not be very funny
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to practice your latent, yet harsh and judgemental proofreader skills while on the go
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to defend the video gaming industry
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to deal with one’s dirty laundry
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to make scarified gumbo
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to see a sign it may almost be time for a career change
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to lament not having an amendment for other inalienable rights
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to find the perfect belated christmas present for mitt romney
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to aspire to cushier circumstances
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to color their world
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to find an outlet
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to think it true
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how sticks & stones might break your bones
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to gamble in fryeburg, maine
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to question a key assertion from an iconic beach song
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to purge the sins of beige-ness
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to feel reality setting in
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
(Homage to) Edvard Munch meets Tim Burton at the intersection of the 2013 To Do List.