urban landscape – cellphoneSketchpad

how to reinforce self-delusional secret agent superpower fantasies

Posted on 22/05/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

"I'm above ground, yes... the train is definitely leaving the station... also a lady with an umbrella..." — “I’m above ground, yes… according to my ‘X-RAY vision’ the train is definitely leaving the station… also a lady with an umbrella…”

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how to part company at a crossroads

Posted on 22/04/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

their separate ways

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how to find new ways to be fed

Posted on 20/04/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

FB messenger vs pastrami on rye

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how to get to the other side

Posted on 17/04/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — 1 Comment ↓

follow the chicken

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how to nap in a way that randomly suggests 18th century theatrical farce

Posted on 26/03/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

stoops to conquer

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how to keep up your end of the rendezvous bargain in the digital age

Posted on 18/03/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

'...ok. am here. leaning against brick building as discussed... where r u??' — ‘…ok. am here. leaning against brick building as discussed… where r u??’

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how to step lively in an urban setting

Posted on 13/03/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

about to cross the finish curb

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how to get over traffic on the george washington bridge

Posted on 04/03/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

winging it uptown

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how to get back to the 50s from bay ridge, brooklyn

Posted on 02/03/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

time travel. badda bing badda boom.

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how to clean this city up once and for all

Posted on 01/03/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

beyond just talkin' trash — beyond just talkin’ trash

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how to suspect signs of a shoe fetish

Posted on 27/02/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

regulations gets the boot — regulation gets the boot

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how to use 50 ft petites to camouflage major retail renovation at the center or the universe

Posted on 03/02/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

mind the gap

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how to be pretty certain a snowman is about to ask you for money

Posted on 02/02/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

frozen currency

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how to add new color to alternative facts

Posted on 01/02/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

making america turquoise, again

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how to engage in character analysis

Posted on 31/01/2017 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

inside elmo's head — inside elmo’s head

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how to sort of put yourself up on a pedestal

Posted on 13/12/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

he’s kinda outstanding with himself

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how to ride circles around downtown detroit

Posted on 17/10/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

it's not a subway, it's a people mover — it’s not a subway, it’s a people mover

© 2016 Dave Weinberg

how to take this whole green thing alarmingly too far

Posted on 16/10/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

call box: now more sustainable

© 2016 Dave Weinberg

how to come around

Posted on 07/10/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

turning the corner

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how to have good luck for a day

Posted on 04/10/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

see a penny. pick it up.

© 2016 Dave Weinberg

how to fulfill your late night borrowing needs

Posted on 21/09/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

sign of debt enablement

© 2016 Dave Weinberg

how to be unsure if they’re lovin’ it

Posted on 13/09/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

an absence of quantitative data

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how to restrict less-than-elegant displays of public affection

Posted on 03/09/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

dept of municipal debauchery

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how to find yourself relieved on cumberland ave, portland, maine

Posted on 30/08/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

the fire-hydrant always remembers

© 2016 Dave Weinberg

how to look at all the lonely people

Posted on 04/08/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

no sign of eleanor

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how to seek another station in life

Posted on 02/08/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

heading inbound from platform 2

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how to potentially lose your drive

Posted on 19/07/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

reserve power

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how to be reminded of jack skellington

Posted on 25/06/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

the pumpkin king

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how to get milk from 1932

Posted on 16/05/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

milk man — milk, man!

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how to try to figure out where you’re going

Posted on 15/05/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

man vs bus map

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how to deliver a coke machine to union fare

Posted on 14/05/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

step 1: park truck step2: remove coke machine from truck step 3: wheel machine into union fare — step 1:
park truck
step2:
remove coke machine from truck
step 3:
wheel machine into union fare

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how to exit the station

Posted on 12/05/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

that and a metro card

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how to get in touch with your outer panda in portland, maine

Posted on 07/05/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

spirit totem of congress street

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how to march to your own beat

Posted on 22/04/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

reflections on a drummer

© 2016 Dave Weinberg

how to curb your caffeine intake

Posted on 18/04/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

sidewalk blend

© 2016 Dave Weinberg

how to emerge from the post-hipster shadows

Posted on 12/03/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

evolution of a bohemian bourgeois

© 2016 Dave Weinberg

how to casually hold up a building

Posted on 08/03/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

nonchalant leanings

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how to click your heels in paris

Posted on 19/02/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

there's no place like montmartre — there’s no place like montmartre

© 2016 Dave Weinberg

how to approach extra sensory refreshment

Posted on 29/01/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

sign of extra sensory refreshment

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how to remain satiated and distracted in america

Posted on 23/01/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

starz & screenz 4ever

© 2016 Dave Weinberg

how to compete with nathan’s in jackson, michigan

Posted on 20/01/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

well... hot dog — well… hot dog

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how to bring a tennessee williams sensibility to an otherwise run of the mill urban side street

Posted on 07/01/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

a streetcar named toyota camry

© 2016 Dave Weinberg

how to get around louis XIV’s neighborhood in bohemian bourgeois style

Posted on 28/11/2015 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

segway du versailles

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how to get to city hall in paris

Posted on 26/11/2015 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

M is for metro

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how to approach the day with confidence

Posted on 17/11/2015 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

with coffee in hand

© 2015 Dave Weinberg

how to find angels among us

Posted on 04/10/2015 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

lost souls of south grand ave

© 2015 Dave Weinberg

how to offer unsolicited nutritional advice

Posted on 26/09/2015 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

sign of sign of drive-by subsistence — sign of drive-by subsistence

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how to be discerning with regards to matters of national security

Posted on 10/09/2015 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

if you see something say something— unless it's this guy staring vapidly at a natural gas extender pipe while apparently urinating. — if you see something say something— unless it’s this guy staring vapidly at a natural gas extender pipe while apparently urinating.

© 2015 Dave Weinberg

how to sniff things out cost effectively

Posted on 05/05/2015 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

zero cents for scents

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how to get to happy hour

Posted on 10/04/2015 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

push through

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