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how to miss the message entirely

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driven to distraction

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how to become a prisoner of your own ideology

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unlightened

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how to picture feeling even more guilty than you all ready thought you felt

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the mixed message of eternal salvation

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to veer off the road most travelled

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breakdown lane

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to mitigate resistance to consumerism immediately if not sooner

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supermarketing: point of entry

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to upgrade subjects of traditional art depicting mostly inanimate objects

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still life with hvac

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to get through to all that inner garbage

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refuge of refuse

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to find the razor’s edge

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a close shave. one gillette park, south boston, ma

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how to see what’s coming while you’re going

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object in mirror

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to resurrect easter dinner

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second coming. half price.

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to find some diamonds in the rough

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ceiling grate. nostrand avenue station. c line.

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to discover an enlightened path while in transit

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franklin avenue. changing for the franklin avenue shuttle

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to endorse a matzo brie

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can't get this at the marriott - but sponsored by verizon — can’t get this at the marriott – but sponsored by verizon

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to find some relief in the middle of the night when you’re really up in the air

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self-portrait @ 35,000' – 1:42 am (PST) — self-portrait @ 35,000′ – 1:42 am (PST)

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how to deal with being all shook up

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finding a king's ransom — finding a king’s ransom

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to publish scarified gumbo

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2013 sketchbook project featuring cellphoneSketchpad. Part of the permanent collection at the brooklyn art library now viewable online.

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to start coloring one another’s worlds

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first date

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to ensure a positively sweet response the next time someone asks, “how was your day?”

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tres leche flan shooters

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to upload to the cloud from, the cloud

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wifi and a window seat

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to pour it on

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lockman place maple syrup on wild blueberry and chocolate chip pancakes. mmmmmmm.

© 2013 Acadia Weinberg

how to keep in sink

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cornered into compliance

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to sell out in brunswick, maine

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grease. opening night. performances through sunday, brunswick, high school, brunswick, maine.

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to transform yesterday’s view of a snowstorm

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tomorrow's spring bouquet — tomorrow’s spring bouquet

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how to find your own right of way

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turn here

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how to find erotic symbolism in all the wrong places

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somebody once rode that

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to find out if you’re on the right track

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contemplating one station in life

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to cross that bridge when you get to it

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new perspective from the b'klyn side at dusk — new perspective from the b’klyn side at dusk

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to celebrate st. patrick’s day as soon as you wake up

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pairs well with green breakfast beer

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to not go down to strawberry fields

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living. not really so easy with eyes closed, now, is it?

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to accessorize for easter as if it were, what, like prohibition or something??

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where church ladies buy their bonnets

© 2013 Suzanne Carlson

how to protect yourself against monster bullies

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life imitates hasbro toys

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to manage dystopian fears and hopes for diplomacy between the US & north korea

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praying for dennis rodman

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to successfully not sell popcorn at your movie concession stand

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ordering jameson straight up at the frontier café, brunswick, maine, before the 8pm animation shorts.

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to have been buried in a box in an attic for who knows how long only to end up here

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needlepoint blues

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to live your life in 4 (simple) steps

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and repeat indefinitely

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to test maslow’s theory of human motivation, 70 years later

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breathing, food, water, sex, sleep, homeostasis, excretion... security of: body, employment, resources, morality, the family, health, property... friendship, family, sexual intimacy... self-esteem, confidence, achievement, respect for others... morality, creativity, spontaneity, problem solving, lack of prejudice, acceptance of facts — breathing, food, water, sex, sleep, homeostasis, excretion… security of: body, employment, resources, morality, the family, health, property… friendship, family, sexual intimacy… self-esteem, confidence, achievement, respect for others… morality, creativity, spontaneity, problem solving, lack of prejudice, acceptance of facts

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to toss your cookies

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snack time revaluated

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to use a sequester to get out of having to do the dishes

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budget cuts and the kitchen sink

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to make the best of getting on the wrong train and ending up in williamsburg

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view from the other bridge

© 2013 Suzanne Carlson

how to find your missing ski boot

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signs of a possible secret bunker — signs of a possible secret bunker (dedicated to Peter Fishman)

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to jonze for some outdoor one on one sport during the waning days of winter in maine

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night tennis, anyone?

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to keep your brand afloat in the dead of winter

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marketing a cold one

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to partially self-identify with a condé nast upscale urban intellectual magazine cover while in a doctor’s office waiting room

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cathecting with b’klyn before the 50 minute hour, portland, maine

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to play cards against humanity

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white card holders choose the answer they think black card holder would choose. if black card holder chooses your card, s/he gets your card. person with most black cards win. #fun, #goodTimesWithEricDarrinClaireMichael — white card holders choose the answer they think black card holder would choose. if black card holder chooses your card, s/he gets your (black) card. person with most black cards win. #fun, #goodTimesWithEricDarrinClaireMichael

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to wish your niece and future nephew-in-law lots of nachas

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mazel-tov to devorah & oren

© 2013 Laura Teitelbaum

how it works despite your tax dollars at work

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united statesCo of america, inc.

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how calling it as ‘half full’ may be a sign that you are happily content, yet delusional

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the paranoid optimist

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to capture a futile attempt to assuage the universal anxiety of modern man

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"jeez. easy there, bud. everything's going to be ok" — “jeez. easy there, bud. everything’s going to be ok.”

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how to take insulting advice literally and to presumably fatal consequence

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ate shit. died.

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to make a concrete serving suggestion

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spoon feeding from the ground up

© 2013 Dave Weinberg