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Tag Archives: kingston
how to eviscerate the last 4 years of progress
GOP attempts to get ahead by masking its true intentions
(a.k.a. Romney Chainsaw Massacre)
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to work for the devil
hell. now accepting applications.
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to cheat death
bluff early. bluff often.
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to call a fire hydrant a fire hydrant
sign of the bleeding obvious or stimulus package stipend for inanimate municipal property with low self-esteem
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to get behind a brand
transparent business model
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how to confuse pedestrians at urban crosswalks
no sunburned palms
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to to perpetuate the hallucination that you are actually differentiating yourself
candidates on catnip
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to be unsure exactly of which legs to stare at (or is that NOT to stare at)
getting one's green on target
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to blow your nose
allergic to felting
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how to exploit the consumer during a brief window of sensationalized media coverage
pink party paper plates not incl.
how to take the 9:33 thru yesteryear
all unboard…
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how to pass gas near kingston, NY
the pentimento of a brand
how to market scarcity to anyone who even cares at this point
less than a dollar ado about nothing
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how to change the most basic of rules on your most loyal subordinates
"...and after that, extra biscuits for the first one to bury my slippers!"
© 2011 Dave Weinberg
how to collect and sift thru market data to determine actual beverage consumption
the truth about focus groups
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how to become unstuck
just peel yourself awaaaaaaaay...
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how to partially change the subject using segues
"say... speaking of ceilings, how bout that diner ceiling..."
© 2011 Acadia D.
today’s special: straddle strudel
kiss & charge
week end
sign of friday
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give facebook access? ___ yes ___ no
analog privacy settings
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the ‘if I only had a brain’ dept
Governor LeTin Man weighs in (again)
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to accessorize or not to accessorize
(is that even a question??)
monday's bling
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when old instructions become outdated
find your own way out
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how to take a bite out of life
have carnivorous fun
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better make it a triple, Rudolph
chillin' with s.c. at Blitzen's North
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how to keep warm out there
radiate love