how mitt & barack can end it once and for all Posted on 02/11/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ “ok, let’s settle this like a couple of dolls.” © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to eviscerate the last 4 years of progress Posted on 31/10/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ GOP attempts to get ahead by masking its true intentions(a.k.a. Romney Chainsaw Massacre) © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to work for the devil Posted on 28/10/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ hell. now accepting applications. © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to cheat death Posted on 26/10/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ bluff early. bluff often. © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to call a fire hydrant a fire hydrant Posted on 07/07/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ sign of the bleeding obvious or stimulus package stipend for inanimate municipal property with low self-esteem © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to get behind a brand Posted on 16/06/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ transparent business model © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to confuse pedestrians at urban crosswalks Posted on 17/04/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ no sunburned palms © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to to perpetuate the hallucination that you are actually differentiating yourself Posted on 18/03/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ candidates on catnip © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to be unsure exactly of which legs to stare at (or is that NOT to stare at) Posted on 17/03/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ getting one's green on target © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to blow your nose Posted on 28/02/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ allergic to felting © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to exploit the consumer during a brief window of sensationalized media coverage Posted on 25/02/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ pink party paper plates not incl.© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to take the 9:33 thru yesteryear Posted on 19/02/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ all unboard… © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to pass gas near kingston, NY Posted on 18/02/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ the pentimento of a brand© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to market scarcity to anyone who even cares at this point Posted on 03/01/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ less than a dollar ado about nothing © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to change the most basic of rules on your most loyal subordinates Posted on 10/10/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ "...and after that, extra biscuits for the first one to bury my slippers!" © 2011 Dave Weinberg
how to collect and sift thru market data to determine actual beverage consumption Posted on 09/10/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ the truth about focus groups © 2011 Dave Weinberg
how to become unstuck Posted on 06/08/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ just peel yourself awaaaaaaaay... © 2011 Dave Weinberg
how to partially change the subject using segues Posted on 01/08/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ "say... speaking of ceilings, how bout that diner ceiling..." © 2011 Acadia D.
today’s special: straddle strudel Posted on 10/07/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ kiss & charge
week end Posted on 08/04/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ sign of friday © 2011 Dave Weinberg
give facebook access? ___ yes ___ no Posted on 04/04/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ analog privacy settings © 2011 Dave Weinberg
the ‘if I only had a brain’ dept Posted on 30/03/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ Governor LeTin Man weighs in (again) © 2011 Dave Weinberg
to accessorize or not to accessorize (is that even a question??) Posted on 28/03/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ monday's bling © 2011 Dave Weinberg
when old instructions become outdated Posted on 27/03/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ find your own way out © 2011 Dave Weinberg
how to take a bite out of life Posted on 30/01/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ have carnivorous fun © 2011 Dave Weinberg
better make it a triple, Rudolph Posted on 05/01/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ chillin' with s.c. at Blitzen's North © 2011 Dave Weinberg
how to keep warm out there Posted on 29/12/2010 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ radiate love © 2010 Dave Weinberg