how to sell the clothes right off her back Posted on 18/11/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ flash sale © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to acquire the gear of leisure Posted on 02/09/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ the epitome of camping and travel © 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to have a theatrical experience at the self-service café Posted on 02/03/2015 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ coffeeography © 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to stick your neck out with a smile Posted on 25/07/2014 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ didn’t buy it when i saw it at mardens © 2014 Dave Weinberg
how to put a new spin on it Posted on 01/02/2014 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ if the shoe doesn’t fit – double park it outside the flagship retail store © 2014 Dave Weinberg
how to bottom out after black friday Posted on 30/11/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ make it brief © 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to see the signs Posted on 18/07/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ skyhigh murals, williamsburg, b’klyn, ny © 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to resurrect easter dinner Posted on 02/04/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ second coming. half price. © 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to have been buried in a box in an attic for who knows how long only to end up here Posted on 09/03/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ needlepoint blues © 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to express how you really feel even if you’re just liquidated holiday merchandise at a point of purchase bargain bin Posted on 09/12/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ moon under mardens © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to validate certain pagan symbolism Posted on 22/10/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ proof of easter bunny (and maybe santa) © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how a retail experience can remind you to practice safe sex Posted on 22/09/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ horny toad’s sign of responsible foreplay © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to discover an unanticipated truth about a brand in aisle 7 Posted on 30/04/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ "...and sometimes? it does melt in your hands..." © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to sign off Posted on 12/04/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ the doppler of tomorrow's another day © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to deliver around the globe Posted on 11/04/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ longest truck in the world © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to control the end-state of your provisions acquisition experience Posted on 02/04/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ the joy of 'get-your-filthy-hands-off-my-food-and-bathroom-products' © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to create one of the worst retail window displays ever Posted on 25/03/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ the opposite of christmas at barneys ny © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to trigger a grade school memory of the dodge ball team selection process Posted on 21/03/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ second to last banana © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to be unsure exactly of which legs to stare at (or is that NOT to stare at) Posted on 17/03/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ getting one's green on target © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to marvel at excessive marketing Posted on 13/03/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ spiderman - turn off the merchandising © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to rethink your strategy for monday Posted on 05/03/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ about to let her hair down © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to blow your nose Posted on 28/02/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ allergic to felting © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to exploit the consumer during a brief window of sensationalized media coverage Posted on 25/02/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ pink party paper plates not incl.© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to market scarcity to anyone who even cares at this point Posted on 03/01/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ less than a dollar ado about nothing © 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to practice buddhism at costco Posted on 07/11/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ shopping without a shopper © 2011 Dave Weinberg
how to use fear and a delusional sense of your own power to sell upper management’s point of view Posted on 29/08/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ "…that's right — DUOcorns!!! Double the fantasy, grace and virginal purity! Now get back to work!!!!" © 2011 Dave Weinberg This cellphoneSketch, dedicated to most (middle) managers everywhere. More about the warning signs of defending the status-quo.
how to scale your market Posted on 20/08/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ the opposite of subliminal (or... sell a person a fish, then you don't have to teach them) © 2011 Dave Weinberg
how congress spends its time and your tax dollars Posted on 17/08/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ bring out the barrels © 2011 Dave Weinberg
how to change the minds of inconsiderate people Posted on 12/08/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ fee + tax © 2011 Dave Weinberg
how to feel like the very last charred hunk of meat for sale on an in-store display rack Posted on 29/07/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ man's inhumanity to mannequin © 2011 Dave Weinberg
i don’t think; therefore i shop Posted on 05/08/2010 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓ the opposite of mindfulness © 2010 Dave Weinberg
holy markdowns! Posted on 26/12/2009 by cellphoneSketchpad — 2 Comments ↓ the apostles of post-christmas retail © 2009 Dave Weinberg