retail – cellphoneSketchpad

how to sell the clothes right off her back

Posted on 18/11/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

flash sale

© 2016 Dave Weinberg

how to acquire the gear of leisure

Posted on 02/09/2016 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

the epitome of camping and travel

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how to have a theatrical experience at the self-service café

Posted on 02/03/2015 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

coffeeography

© 2015 Dave Weinberg

how to stick your neck out with a smile

Posted on 25/07/2014 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

didn't buy it when i saw it at mardens — didn’t buy it when i saw it at mardens

© 2014 Dave Weinberg

how to put a new spin on it

Posted on 01/02/2014 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

if the shoe doesn't fit - double park it outside the flagship retail store — if the shoe doesn’t fit – double park it outside the flagship retail store

© 2014 Dave Weinberg

how to bottom out after black friday

Posted on 30/11/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

make it brief

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to see the signs

Posted on 18/07/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

skyhigh murals, williamsburg, b’klyn, ny

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to resurrect easter dinner

Posted on 02/04/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

second coming. half price.

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to have been buried in a box in an attic for who knows how long only to end up here

Posted on 09/03/2013 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

needlepoint blues

© 2013 Dave Weinberg

how to express how you really feel even if you’re just liquidated holiday merchandise at a point of purchase bargain bin

Posted on 09/12/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

moon under mardens

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to validate certain pagan symbolism

Posted on 22/10/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

proof of easter bunny (and maybe santa)

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how a retail experience can remind you to practice safe sex

Posted on 22/09/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

horny toad's sign of responsible foreplay — horny toad’s sign of responsible foreplay

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to discover an unanticipated truth about a brand in aisle 7

Posted on 30/04/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

"...and sometimes? it does melt in your hands..."

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to sign off

Posted on 12/04/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

the doppler of tomorrow's another day

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to deliver around the globe

Posted on 11/04/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

longest truck in the world

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to control the end-state of your provisions acquisition experience

Posted on 02/04/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

the joy of 'get-your-filthy-hands-off-my-food-and-bathroom-products'

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to create one of the worst retail window displays ever

Posted on 25/03/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

the opposite of christmas at barneys ny

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to trigger a grade school memory of the dodge ball team selection process

Posted on 21/03/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

second to last banana

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to be unsure exactly of which legs to stare at (or is that NOT to stare at)

Posted on 17/03/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

getting one's green on target

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to marvel at excessive marketing

Posted on 13/03/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

spiderman - turn off the merchandising

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to rethink your strategy for monday

Posted on 05/03/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

about to let her hair down

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to blow your nose

Posted on 28/02/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

allergic to felting

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to exploit the consumer during a brief window of sensationalized media coverage

Posted on 25/02/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

pink party paper plates not incl.

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to market scarcity to anyone who even cares at this point

Posted on 03/01/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

less than a dollar ado about nothing

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to practice buddhism at costco

Posted on 07/11/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

shopping without a shopper

© 2011 Dave Weinberg

how to use fear and a delusional sense of your own power to sell upper management’s point of view

Posted on 29/08/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

2011-08-27_10-44-22_657_cSp — "…that's right — DUOcorns!!! Double the fantasy, grace and virginal purity!
Now get back to work!!!!"

© 2011 Dave Weinberg

This cellphoneSketch, dedicated to most (middle) managers everywhere.

More about the warning signs of defending the status-quo.

how to scale your market

Posted on 20/08/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

2011-08-19_18-55-22_292 — the opposite of subliminal
(or... sell a person a fish, then you don't have to teach them)

© 2011 Dave Weinberg

how congress spends its time and your tax dollars

Posted on 17/08/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

2011-08-16_20-13-11_0_cSp — bring out the barrels

© 2011 Dave Weinberg

how to change the minds of inconsiderate people

Posted on 12/08/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

2011-08-11_16-32-24_423_cSp — fee + tax

© 2011 Dave Weinberg

how to feel like the very last charred hunk of meat for sale on an in-store display rack

Posted on 29/07/2011 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

2011-07-27_19-26-38_502_cSp — man's inhumanity to mannequin

© 2011 Dave Weinberg

i don’t think; therefore i shop

Posted on 05/08/2010 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

08-03-10_2050 — the opposite of mindfulness

© 2010 Dave Weinberg

holy markdowns!

Posted on 26/12/2009 by cellphoneSketchpad — 2 Comments ↓

12-23-09_1956 — the apostles of post-christmas retail

© 2009 Dave Weinberg