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Tag Archives: south portland
how to have it your way regardless of what everyone else is doing
© 2017 Dave Weinberg
how to make dishwashing great again unless you have really small hands or skin sensitivities
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how to sell the clothes right off her back
© 2016 Dave Weinberg
how to prepare to be hosed
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how to drive home a religious experience
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how to sign off like it’s nobody’s business
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how to opt out of retail
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how to get a not-so-real deal at the maine mall food court
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how to keep good records
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how to step out
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how to show some class
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how to get your totally groovy on
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to meet the demand
© 2015 Dave Weinberg
how to be hospitable to a bureaucrat
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how to not exactly be on a roll
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how to bear with the joys of hello and anxieties of goodbye
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how to want the burrito bowl so bad you can almost taste it
© 2014 Dave Weinberg
how to imitate life at scale
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how to contain things
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how to take care of business while you take care of business
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how to not exactly make it 3x rosier
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how to have at least one escape valve
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how to notice signs of change in ownership
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© 2014 Dave Weinberg
how to reclaim that thing that used to drive you
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how to over promise and under deliver during peak dinner hour
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how to bottom out after black friday
© 2013 Dave Weinberg
how to steer clear of the whole naughty or nice thing
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how certain factions of the GOP remain flush with their own waste
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how to give them the time of day, even at night
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how to identify with a brand followed by hyperactive nausea
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how to curb the caffeine habit while staying true to the brand
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how to defend the video gaming industry
to become a productive member of society
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how to lament not having an amendment for other inalienable rights
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how to find the perfect belated christmas present for mitt romney
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how to banish shopula
© 2012 Dave Weinberg
how to express how you really feel even if you’re just liquidated holiday merchandise at a point of purchase bargain bin
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how to affirm key themes of the pledge of allegiance just before a major election
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how to validate certain pagan symbolism
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how to divine comedy
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how to get out of retail before it’s too late
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how to build and unbuild a bridge
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how to use an out-dated vehicle to show us how you really feel
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how to land a couple of big ones in south portland
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how to go green in waves
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how to unstop congressional supercommittee deadlock
© 2011 Dave Weinberg
Special thanks to the Janitor at the South Portland, Target for combining otherwise seemingly disparate, yet functional objects – to sculpt a representative solution to a chronic stopped-up political plumbing system.
how to feel like the very last charred hunk of meat for sale on an in-store display rack
© 2011 Dave Weinberg
the 7 year post-it
© 2011 Acadia D
gutenburg meets the terminator
© 2011 Dave Weinberg
how to cast a freeze on spending
