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how to banish shopula

Posted on 12/12/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

the van helsing of holiday retail

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to make anything seem like it deserves a prize

Posted on 10/12/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

things in the refrigerated section FTW

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to geotag certain inalienable rights

Posted on 08/12/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

intersection of life and the pursuit of happiness — intersection of life and the pursuit of happiness
(at liberty ave)

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how irresponsible movie poster placement can be blamed for the current stand-off in congress

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showdown at fiscal cliff

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to use garlic pickles as a temporary memorial

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for allan, a variation on yartzeit

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to avoid black & white thinking

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the opposite of repressing

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to reveal a questionable ad-spend based on religious affiliation

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holy underwear at the center of the universe! — holy underwear at the center of the universe

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to go postal

Posted on 26/11/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

all queued up while out to lunch

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to find a seat with your name on it after a 348 mile drive from points south

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half off tequila saturday, herradura cointreau margarita at el rayo cantina, portland, maine — half-off-tequila, saturday, herradura cointreau margarita
el rayo cantina, portland, maine

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to self-sooth your driving frustration on the busiest travel day of the year

Posted on 21/11/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

signs of where they could go straight to

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to keep the best kept secret in b’klyn

Posted on 19/11/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

"furman street?? oh yeah, that's still just one way..." — “furman street?? oh yeah, that’s still just one way…”

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to hint at one thing on your christmas wish list

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subtlety by the truckloads

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to network if you’re a cubicle chotzke

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after hours at your desk

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to take copying innovation to the next level

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if you can’t beat their operating system, make your store and tablets look exactly like theirs

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to get to the heart of a market

Posted on 13/11/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

the death of subliminal advertising

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to be somewhat out of character when it comes to herbal tea

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"...yeah, lemmie get the sleepytime sinus - oh no wait - make that organic echinacea complete care" — “…yeah, lemmie get the sleepytime sinus – oh no wait –
make that organic echinacea complete care.”

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to grow some new ones after Sandy

Posted on 10/11/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

value pack. brooklyn, ny.

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to deal with all of that campaign and election TV withdrawal

Posted on 07/11/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

star trek fan

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to have only one thing left to do on the monday night before election day

Posted on 05/11/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

oban in a glenlivet promo glass half full.

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to not buy into all that hypocritical rhetoric

Posted on 03/11/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

merchant of dogma

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to miss the sign completely

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lost without some kind of clear direction

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to train a train

Posted on 29/10/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

the train has left the (freeport) station. test run. service begins nov. 1. — the train has (not quite arrived or) left the (freeport) station. test run.
new service begins nov. 1.

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to work for the devil

Posted on 28/10/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

hell. now accepting applications.

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how an alarmingly disproportionate amount of neediness can impact one’s relationships

Posted on 27/10/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

flame out

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to validate certain pagan symbolism

Posted on 22/10/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

proof of easter bunny (and maybe santa)

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to take privacy protection to the next level

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chastity vigilante

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to improve and accelerate your judgement making ability by the truckload

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wholesale discernment

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to rise above the depths

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tenements ascending

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to get da frig ovuh there from da hell ovuh here

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unhinged in downtown b'klyn — unhinged in downtown b’klyn

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to have a day when you just don’t feel up to it

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pedestrian ducking for cover crossing — pedestrian ducking for cover X-ing

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to work against type

Posted on 11/10/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

the opposite of digital

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to make a reasonable point, that all of about 3, maybe 4 people, will actually notice

Posted on 10/10/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

the hidden truth behind the campaign

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to get past your disappointment during this election season

Posted on 09/10/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

drive by candidacy

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how it might have turned out if led zeppelin had been a group of civil engineers

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municipal graffiti

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to market surreptitiously

Posted on 04/10/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

branding between the lines

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to anticipate that something really funny is going to happen – to someone else

Posted on 01/10/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

sidewalk. a peel.

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how man can feel confident in one aspect of his relationship status

Posted on 30/09/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

best friend, unrequited

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to temporarily store all your delightfully filthy ideas

Posted on 29/09/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

inbox of unclean thoughts

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to use color to plan your day accordingly

Posted on 28/09/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

sailors take warning — sailors… and pilots, take warning

© 2012 Suzanne Carlson

how to recall kilgore’s creed

Posted on 28/09/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

you were sick, but now you're well again and there's work to do. — you were sick, but now you’re well again and there’s work to do.*

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

* Kilgore Trout, 2001 (+10 yrs if you count the re-run)
…ting-a-ling.

how to find redemption in houlton, maine

Posted on 27/09/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

3 glory holes no waiting via @bbrinegar — 3 glory holes, no waiting (caption via @bbrinegar)

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to virtually dig up and listen to all those LPs in the basement

Posted on 24/09/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

for the <3 of spotify

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how a retail experience can remind you to practice safe sex

Posted on 22/09/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

horny toad's sign of responsible foreplay — horny toad’s sign of responsible foreplay

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to market obesity to people who were just minding their own business

Posted on 21/09/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

the whopper© in your digital check book register — the whopper® in your digital check book register

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to become super

Posted on 20/09/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

cape and tights, optional

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to discourage bottom feeders

Posted on 18/09/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

under currents

© 2012 James Chute

how to find scalable uses for familiar objects

Posted on 16/09/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

trash time

© 2012 Acadia

how to document tuesday – saturday via instagram (again)

Posted on 15/09/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

tuesday

wednesday

thursday

friday

saturday

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how moses might compete if he was around today

Posted on 09/09/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

sale on tablets

© 2012 Dave Weinberg

how to develop better street smarts

Posted on 03/09/2012 by cellphoneSketchpad — No Comments ↓

observe traffic patterns

© 2012 Dave Weinberg