either way, you go…

alternatives to banging your head
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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All paths lead to NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – more fun than banging your head against a brick wall!

See a cellphoneSketch on this blog you absolutely can’t live without? Email us for high-quality limited edition custom-printed cards signed by Dave Weinberg. Also available, framed and signed archival prints!
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sweet (and spicy) tooth

just desserts - not-to-be-missed authentic frosted doughnut with a pinch of cayenne pepper - but wait till you see the bacon padded cruller! now serving at St. Joe's Coffee, Gorham, Maine
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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also not-to-be-missed NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!
Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine
cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – cayenne pepper, optional!

See a cellphoneSketch on this blog you can’t live without? Email us for high-quality limited edition custom-printed cards signed by Dave.
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tow-away zone 2.0

ctrl-alt-delete your car
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Those wacky guys down in R&D… will they ever cease to amaze?? A sustainable solution to removing illegally parked cars (no tow trucks required), this solution literally sucks the vehicle right into the asphalt via a bug found in Windows Vista that results in a primitive Keith Haring-like after-graphic. What will they think of next? And most important – who knew there would actually be something useful discovered in Windows Vista?

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Better than free parking – NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – now ain’t THAT the ticket!
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Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas. Public voting thru August 31.

in security

it's 2010. do you know where your privacy settings are?
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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Help them feel more secure. Send NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – no privacy settings required.

Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas. Public voting thru August 31.

fueling kinda kinky

held hostage at the pump
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas.

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Free yourself from bondage. Send NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – be unbound.

operationalizing warhol

everyone: no idling while famous
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas.

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Get famous (for at least 15 minutes…). Send NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – art that pops.

proof that women ARE smarter

the ultimate no brainer
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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another no brainer – NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards. I think therefore I cellphoneSketch

exfoliating green

concrete intention
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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Share sustainable sentiments with NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards. FSC certified.

shrink and/or drink

fifty minute hour vs happy hour
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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cheaper than therapy NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards. Resolves childhood conflicts.

caution: potty humor just ahead

pfffffffft.... info graphic passing gas
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Brunswick, Maine, Wednesday, July 21. Rereuters. New solar powered instant recycling bins recently installed at various locations on the Bowdoin College campus appears to feature an info graphic engaging in flatulent behavior.

The graphic, evocative of the original ‘Pitch In’ icon from the 1970’s features the universal symbol for human being, dropping trash into the universal symbol for trash can. The figure, slightly bent at the hips to suggest a slightly untucked shirt and/or lowered pant was immediately sighted by graduate students in the biology department who made a connection between trash and the release of methane.

A rogue faction of students from the political science department assert that the ‘cartoony’ outlined update of the graphic was actually designed by Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons, and is actually an abstract profile of the character, Homer without a nose or eyeball.

It is unlikely that the icons will be changed. Bowdoin college officials were not even attempted to be reached for comment.

Know what else is a gas?
NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards also in select stores:
Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine and
Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine.

pay for nay monday

say yes or pay up (now with auto debit card)
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Brattleboro VT, Monday, July 19. According to the Unassociated Press, the municipality of Brattleboro, Vermont has instituted Pay for Nay Monday, a new program aimed at combatting the negative attitudes and associations with the first day of the work week.

Observing that many people are negatively suggestible, contrarian and/or more apt to say “no” and be disagreeable, despite the lovely rolling and undulating tundra, Brattleboro municipalities will now require all city workers to find an agreeable method to address new ideas and conflicts. It will now cost $1.99 to say “no” to work related suggestions or ideas on Mondays.

The belief is that saying “yes” or “that might work and have you also considered…” will improve attitude and boost employee morale. Senior municipal officials declined to comment on the pay for nay monday program and were each charged $1.99.

Get the jump start on Monday by saying YES to
NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards also in select stores:
Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine and
Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine.

#cSp special edition:
documenting thiery (corp.)

the audience behind the audience, thievery corporation
portland pier, portland, maine
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Sketches of the pre-show (with thanks to @therichbrooks for upper balcony views…) with digital vignettes of anything except what was happening on stage. Click thumbnails below to view slideshow.

your (cautionary) ad here

municipal sign caught moonlighting
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Apparently, human beings are not the only ones looking for jobs – or second jobs. This municipal sign – typically utilized to communicate caution with regards to advancing ‘road work’ – is seen here soliciting for advertisers during off hours. Ad rates were unavailable prior to blog posting. Graffiti artists, take note.

…and speaking of ‘note’ – NEW! cellphoneSketchpad note cards are now available online or at select stores – stop by Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine and Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine.

hot dogs days of summer

the 'original' - surf ave., coney island, b'klyn
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Hot dogs days! cellphoneSketch artists, Dave Weinberg and Acadia D. peruse amusements of luna park, the boardwalk and the original Nathan’s. Thanks to local historian and location scout, Grandma Myrna. Click thumbnail to view slide show.