sweet (and spicy) tooth

just desserts - not-to-be-missed authentic frosted doughnut with a pinch of cayenne pepper - but wait till you see the bacon padded cruller! now serving at St. Joe's Coffee, Gorham, Maine
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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also not-to-be-missed NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!
Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine
cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – cayenne pepper, optional!

See a cellphoneSketch on this blog you can’t live without? Email us for high-quality limited edition custom-printed cards signed by Dave.
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share the road… and 120 ft above the road

new: bike & aerial lift racks
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Why drive OR bike when you can pilot one of these industrial strength telescopic boom lifts to work. Be the talk of the water cooler when you show up all windblown in one of these mobile cherry pickers. And no kryptonite lock required!

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Give friends and family a lift with NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – up up and awayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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tow-away zone 2.0

ctrl-alt-delete your car
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Those wacky guys down in R&D… will they ever cease to amaze?? A sustainable solution to removing illegally parked cars (no tow trucks required), this solution literally sucks the vehicle right into the asphalt via a bug found in Windows Vista that results in a primitive Keith Haring-like after-graphic. What will they think of next? And most important – who knew there would actually be something useful discovered in Windows Vista?

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Better than free parking – NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – now ain’t THAT the ticket!
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Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas. Public voting thru August 31.

in security

it's 2010. do you know where your privacy settings are?
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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Help them feel more secure. Send NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – no privacy settings required.

Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas. Public voting thru August 31.

is there a spin doctor in the house?

just for the record
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas.

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Set the record straight. Send NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – better than vinyl.

fueling kinda kinky

held hostage at the pump
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas.

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Free yourself from bondage. Send NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – be unbound.

operationalizing warhol

everyone: no idling while famous
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Please vote (yes…) for cellphoneSketchpad to present at SXSW 2011 in Austin, Texas.

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Get famous (for at least 15 minutes…). Send NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards – art that pops.

proof that women ARE smarter

the ultimate no brainer
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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another no brainer – NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards. I think therefore I cellphoneSketch

exfoliating green

concrete intention
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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Share sustainable sentiments with NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards. FSC certified.

shrink and/or drink

fifty minute hour vs happy hour
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

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cheaper than therapy NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards. Resolves childhood conflicts.

alternative alternative energy
(bra not included)

scale model showing proposed 'milkoline' station
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Copenhagen, NL – Unassociated Press. Scientists have discovered a method to convert the typical gasoline-fired combustible engine to one that runs on pure mother’s breast milk.

In preliminary tests, the engine, code-named ‘Estrengine’ allegedly powers the vehicle from 0 – 60 in less than 10 seconds although upon deceleration does require burping.

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Drive, Bike, Walk or Click on over for NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards!

Now available for purchase online and in select stores:
>> Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine
>> Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine

cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards: Destination, smiles.

woolen scallopini leftovers

upscale packaging for your leftover seafood
© 2010 Acadia D. (sketch); Dave Weinberg (skribe)

In the emerging new economy anything goes. The internet makes it easier than ever to bring any idea you have to market. And clearly what the restaurant market now craves is an upscale upgrade to the conventional containers used for customer’s unfinished meals.

“The Doggie Bag, is just so 20th century…” notes a patron of a popular Boothbay Harbor, Maine seafood restaurant. “My husband just had his leftovers scooped into an authentic Peruvian designer Alpaca Poncho. The spongy Huacaya fiber naturally repels water- and it’s ‘crimpy’ so the sauce does not leak all over the seat and stink up the Jaguar on the way home. And of course, it is totally luxurious!!!”

Owners of the restaurant could not be reached for comment.

pay for nay monday

say yes or pay up (now with auto debit card)
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Brattleboro VT, Monday, July 19. According to the Unassociated Press, the municipality of Brattleboro, Vermont has instituted Pay for Nay Monday, a new program aimed at combatting the negative attitudes and associations with the first day of the work week.

Observing that many people are negatively suggestible, contrarian and/or more apt to say “no” and be disagreeable, despite the lovely rolling and undulating tundra, Brattleboro municipalities will now require all city workers to find an agreeable method to address new ideas and conflicts. It will now cost $1.99 to say “no” to work related suggestions or ideas on Mondays.

The belief is that saying “yes” or “that might work and have you also considered…” will improve attitude and boost employee morale. Senior municipal officials declined to comment on the pay for nay monday program and were each charged $1.99.

Get the jump start on Monday by saying YES to
NEW cellphoneSketchpad greeting cards also in select stores:
Old Port Card Works, 3 Moulton Street Portland, Maine and
Paper Moon, 1 Westbrook Common, Westbrook, Maine.

#cSp special edition:
documenting thiery (corp.)

the audience behind the audience, thievery corporation
portland pier, portland, maine
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Sketches of the pre-show (with thanks to @therichbrooks for upper balcony views…) with digital vignettes of anything except what was happening on stage. Click thumbnails below to view slideshow.

pecha kucha, night – TOnite

cellphoneSketchpad presents '365 sketches later...'
at pecha kucha tonite - rines auditorium, portland public library
5 monument square

It’s like speed dating for Creativity. Join us tonite for an eclectic 20 slides x 20 seconds view of local creative talent:

Arthur Fink · Jordan’s Meats Building

Rich Caro · Quiltmaker

Peter Turner · Innovative Use Of Objects

Dana Trattner
· Paintings And Vision
Jon Calame · The Roma Of Rome

Dave Weinberg · cellphoneSketchpad – 365 sketches later…

Maggi Blue · Gelatin + Glass

Derek Taylor · Chair Tennis

Lynn Shaffer · China & The Shanghai Expo

Barbara Hart · Living Aboard

hot dogs days of summer

the 'original' - surf ave., coney island, b'klyn
© 2010 Dave Weinberg

Hot dogs days! cellphoneSketch artists, Dave Weinberg and Acadia D. peruse amusements of luna park, the boardwalk and the original Nathan’s. Thanks to local historian and location scout, Grandma Myrna. Click thumbnail to view slide show.